Directed by TBA

Friday-Saturday 7:30 p.m.
Sunday 3 p.m.

What would happen if Beauty never showed up? After centuries under the curse, the Beast and his one remaining magical servant have moved into a shabby apartment. When an eligible maiden moves into the second-floor apartment, the servant (a relentlessly cheery lamp) colludes with the landlady to kidnap the girl. The servant finds herself assimilating the girl’s identity, her name, and bookstore job.